i am the

lobster king.

do you want to know the truth about red lobster?
i know all of their secrets.
i dare you to ask me.

'tis my day

of birth.

it's time to celebrate.
are you not enthused by the accomodations and the atmosphere?
dance, monkey, dance.

Instructions:

design a poster about anything you want
design it inside the div marked #page
design it in black and white (the printer will render it as a colored ink)
design multiple layers with multiple friends if you want
hit print and follow the instructions here
save your file as [groupID]_[inkColor].pdf
(blue, black, red, pink, yellow)